RESIST!

"PS9" (PS9) 01/31/2017 at 23:30 • Filed to: None

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...actually you can’t. They’ve already taken over and they’re not going anywhere. Not even an election can fix it. You can’t fight them forever. Sooner or later after #2 is born you’re going to hear those dreaded words and it’s off to the trade in lot for your V8 Charger scat pack.

“Honey, we need something with more space.”

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > PS9 01/31/2017 at 23:33

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But you can fit two kids in a Charger.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > PS9 01/31/2017 at 23:34

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I’d rather minivan over that thing.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > PS9 01/31/2017 at 23:37

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I thought I did a rental car review on the chevy travesty, apparently I did not. Review to follow! Hint: I didn’t hate it.

shop-teacher > PS9 01/31/2017 at 23:39

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Ugh, my dad just bought one of these to take road trips in ... except he decided to lease it ... to take road trips in.

Wobbles the Mind > PS9 01/31/2017 at 23:42

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The new Traverse looks outstanding though...

Nothing > PS9 01/31/2017 at 23:44

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Grand Cherokee for us. It’s a comfy cruiser. To be fair, my wife actually doesn’t care at all what I have, as long as it’s reasonable (not a budget buster, have a rear seat). If I traded the Taco tomorrow for a GT350, she probably would raise an eyebrow, but be fine with it. She isn’t a sedan or wagon fan, though.

Amoore100 > Wobbles the Mind 01/31/2017 at 23:44

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Looks like a fake Suburban if we’re honest.

Land_Yacht_225 > PS9 01/31/2017 at 23:46

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You need more than #2 to outgrow a sedan. When I finally have kids, I can say car seats fit in the back of an S-Class just as well as any SUV.

Wobbles the Mind > Amoore100 01/31/2017 at 23:51

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Exactly! First thing I thought was, “The Tahoe better look extremely good or else it’s all Traverse and Suburban sales from here.”

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Wobbles the Mind 01/31/2017 at 23:58

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Nice Highlander

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > PS9 02/01/2017 at 00:00

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“Honey we need something with more space.”

“I think we could both use a little space...”

“What was that, dear?”

“Nothing, nothing...”

Ssfancyfresh > PS9 02/01/2017 at 00:03

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Single SSFancyFresh: Audi TT

Married with kid SSFancyFresh: Audi A4

Married with 2 kid SSFancyFresh: Traverse

Living the dream

Amoore100 > Wobbles the Mind 02/01/2017 at 00:20

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I prefer the square bodies tho.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Wobbles the Mind 02/01/2017 at 00:28

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Shame it’s still using that crummy v6

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > PS9 02/01/2017 at 00:50

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You have a Challenger and need more space for kids...buy a Charger. Duh. The problem is most people buying Crossovers either had a Minivan, and wanted AWD, or had a old SUV, and wanted something that rides better, and feels safer. Or people that had a sedan and wanted to taller, because that feels safer.

Let’s face it, for some one who doesn’t Car about having fun behind the wheel of a vehicle Crossovers just make sense.

pip bip - choose Corrour > PS9 02/01/2017 at 07:33

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hence why Volvo has the V90

yamahog > PS9 02/01/2017 at 07:48

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Lol bless your hearts, treating parenthood as if it’s inevitable.

Chuckles > yamahog 02/01/2017 at 08:23

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This needs all of the stars. When I bought my Miata at the age of 29, lots of people said “A 2 seater? You’ll have to sell that as soon as you start having kids!” I couldn’t stop laughing the first time I heard that one.

yamahog > Chuckles 02/01/2017 at 08:38

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Yep... Got the same type of comments with my Camaro and my bike: “enjoy it while you can!” Sooo.... Until I’m literally too old to get a leg over? OK!

wiffleballtony > PS9 02/01/2017 at 09:17

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Please, my G8 has plenty of trunk space for kids.

PS9 > wiffleballtony 02/01/2017 at 09:29

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THATS NOT WHERE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO PUT THEM, TONY

I’M CALLING THE LAW!

wiffleballtony > PS9 02/01/2017 at 09:31

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Then why is there a handle that shows running kids? Riddle me that.

Chuckles > yamahog 02/01/2017 at 10:09

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I think it’s sad that more people don’t realize that they have a choice. I’ve got friends who have always known that they wanted to be parents someday, and that’s great for them. But I’ve also got friends who got married and had children just because “that’s what you’re supposed to do.” Some people really do think that it’s inevitable.